tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post3471916822359180030..comments2024-03-25T10:23:36.615-05:00Comments on Smart Ass Cripple: Ask Smart Ass Cripple Yet Again?Smart Ass Cripplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13017074589165581514noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-88961507922679395562011-12-10T03:12:33.793-06:002011-12-10T03:12:33.793-06:00With a name that has "go" and "spro...With a name that has "go" and "sprout" in it, you would eXpect him to just go ahead and grow his limbs back in place. I wrote a Christmas letter in 1998 that uses that as an invention for my crippled three legged dog. She was a wonderful dog that in real life survived getting ran over twice. We had her front limb taken off but she wound up being a very good dog that loved to race you when you took the trash to the trash can in the alley. She eventually lived to be around 14 before passing away in her sleep. She had a designated seat in my wife's van that she loved to ride in to the wife's place of business and was great with kids.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-50025734357342539182011-12-09T05:32:12.539-06:002011-12-09T05:32:12.539-06:00Dear Mr. Smarty ass crip
If it helps you get over...Dear Mr. Smarty ass crip<br /><br />If it helps you get over your " teddy bear trauma," it might help for you to know my sister bought me a " build a bear" who has his own wheelchair, is rainbow color, as peace signs on him, and has pajamas with neon ice cream Cones on it.<br /><br />From one perspective I can understand if you might think this was just part of a vision I had on a bad acid trip, but my sister " gets it" about crips, gays, and I'm sure every other movement you can think of.<br /><br />I named him " Mr. Natural" (remember that character from the psychedelic cartoonist " crumb" who is also famous for doing the album cover for Janis Joplin, big brother and the holding company? Anyway that's why I call him Mr. Anyway, he reminds me of all that sixties stuff (movements Trippy cartoons, plus he's doing his own thing so what better name than Mr. Natural? Maybe all that is swinging to the opposite extreme of the teddy bear song, but that disgusting song was so extreme anyway, I don't see no harm in swinging. I think Mr. Natural would agree.Darrell Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08742497292503982419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-39157416062988303802011-12-08T08:15:31.980-06:002011-12-08T08:15:31.980-06:00Dear Smart Assed Cripple,
Santa says he can't...Dear Smart Assed Cripple,<br /><br />Santa says he can't arrange the closet machine this year and wants to know if a box of chocolates will do instead?<br /><br />Your Smart Assed Fan<br /><br />Mrs SantaDisplacedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10935138415726176103noreply@blogger.com