tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post6772510623836005552..comments2024-03-25T10:23:36.615-05:00Comments on Smart Ass Cripple: Middle Finger on a StickSmart Ass Cripplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13017074589165581514noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-44921719078429300112013-01-02T19:41:52.996-06:002013-01-02T19:41:52.996-06:00You, sir have made my day. This is a literary mast...You, sir have made my day. This is a literary masterpiece. I am laughing so hard on the train that I believe they are going to escort me off at the next stop. Please hit me up with a spiritual and symbolic bird-flip.John Allegrohttp://www.respectingridiculousthings.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-5144705809963984752012-12-27T22:56:24.439-06:002012-12-27T22:56:24.439-06:00I laughed so hard my tween daughter begged me to r...I laughed so hard my tween daughter begged me to read this to her. Here is the conversation that followed...<br /> R. Hey, can I have a Finger On A Stick?<br /> Me. No, you can not carry a stick around.<br /> R. Can I put one the end of a WII remote?<br /> Me. No, what would you use to play Wii, and it is not dishwasher safe.<br /> R.(scooping her cat onto her lap and holding up it's tail) I can train Buttons to to it, and best of all,she cleans herself!<br /> Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week!<br /> LynAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-45755248285841792662012-12-26T04:05:49.449-06:002012-12-26T04:05:49.449-06:00You could expand the idea to cover obscene gesture...You could expand the idea to cover obscene gestures from other cultures as well. Cripples all over the world could use this product.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-33572835021985419272012-12-24T04:35:34.962-06:002012-12-24T04:35:34.962-06:00You could have iPads for hands, you could flip 2 b...You could have iPads for hands, you could flip 2 birds at once. No need to carry around multiple middle fingers on a stick - simply adjust your setting, and you can will the dream-bird into existence. If Apple can stretch a suicide net around Foxconn, they can make this happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-76840043609997042582012-12-23T19:06:09.016-06:002012-12-23T19:06:09.016-06:00I toy with robotics as a hobby. When the need aris...I toy with robotics as a hobby. When the need arises I'd be honored to try and make the "prosthetic bird" a reality. Probably a lot of people who call themselves "makers" without wincing would be happy to pitch in.Zach Finehttp://zachfine.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-63247643337850894442012-12-23T10:23:46.620-06:002012-12-23T10:23:46.620-06:00Is flipping somebody off considered an Activity of...Is flipping somebody off considered an Activity of Daily Living? Can we get Medicaid to cover these devices? I need one operated by single switch, please?Disabled NYChttp://www.disablednyc.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-26837774193147727162012-12-23T03:14:47.953-06:002012-12-23T03:14:47.953-06:00If Stephen hawking can type via teeny muscle twitc...If Stephen hawking can type via teeny muscle twitches you could definitely operate an off-flipping device with minimal movement. Maybe you could get the mechanism attached to your actual hand so it's like a bionic finger that rises and falls at will? I'm pretty much going to be thinking about this all day now! Merry Christmas!Psarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00169334808720197180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-3886046927645348912012-12-22T17:21:10.093-06:002012-12-22T17:21:10.093-06:00As long as you're eager to flip the bird you k...As long as you're eager to flip the bird you know you're okay. It's when you don't care enough to express disdain/disgust/fury, etc. that you're truly in the crapper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-652533864922725172012-12-21T22:15:56.239-06:002012-12-21T22:15:56.239-06:00A few years ago, when I first got all messed up, I...A few years ago, when I first got all messed up, I couldn't move at all, save for a random twitch and my unstoppable, incoherent, stream of sub-consciousness babbling. After a few months, I began to connect with reality in sporadic ways, but the one thing I was determined to do once again was trouble flip the bird.<br /><br />Before I could feed myself, clean myself, hold a pencil, scratch my own ass or even see straight, I reached my goal of giving everyone I encountered one glorious day an outstretched and irreverent middle finger.<br /><br />That's when I knew life was worth living. <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com