tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post8985505965912092292..comments2024-03-25T10:23:36.615-05:00Comments on Smart Ass Cripple: My Smart Ass HeritageSmart Ass Cripplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13017074589165581514noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-74470031547991349672012-07-17T14:35:48.602-05:002012-07-17T14:35:48.602-05:00Second that. I'd be honored to be your first s...Second that. I'd be honored to be your first statistic.Lady Fibronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-40151568763226989502012-07-08T13:29:50.129-05:002012-07-08T13:29:50.129-05:00yes, actually,your writing has made me nearly die ...yes, actually,your writing has made me nearly die of laughter!Keep it up and you may have your first statistic, hah.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-48933752903640672682012-07-07T00:06:27.280-05:002012-07-07T00:06:27.280-05:00"I certainly hope I’m incapable of writing so..."I certainly hope I’m incapable of writing something so hideous that people read it and die."<br /><br />This reminded me of a story I wrote called, "It can't be that bad." Clark Rosencrans goes to a shrink because something bothered him. He tells the shrink and the shrink immediately jumps out a window to commit suicide. <br /><br />The police investigate. Clark tells a police officer and a prosecutor what he told the shrink. The police officer eats his gun, the prosecutor runs off and jumps off a bridge onto the freeway.<br /><br />Clark's statement is transcribed. The clerk who transcribed it went to the bathroom and drowned herself in a toilet. Her supervisor read the transcript, then walked down to the police motor pool, grabbed a gas pump, poured it all over himself, and lit a match.<br /><br />Then it gets worse.Paul Robinsonhttp://paul-robinson.usnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-56073691752709785712012-04-18T15:17:13.061-05:002012-04-18T15:17:13.061-05:00Well, I don't know if anyone has read your wor...Well, I don't know if anyone has read your work and died, exactly, but as the person who sometimes fields reader feedback for your op-eds, you HAVE caused a few aneurysms in the brains of the hard-right. Not that I'm complaining. Just saying. I just threw something in the tip jar, fyi, in honor of the latest coffee spit-take you inspired. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-17841113086237353802012-04-13T09:27:56.819-05:002012-04-13T09:27:56.819-05:00I'd like to buy some 'smart ass' fake ...I'd like to buy some 'smart ass' fake puke, thanks for the story :-)Wimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01970941283021436737noreply@blogger.com