tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post3956935148822573304..comments2024-03-25T10:23:36.615-05:00Comments on Smart Ass Cripple: The Proud and the DomitableSmart Ass Cripplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13017074589165581514noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-14975206553542012612021-10-13T20:50:36.033-05:002021-10-13T20:50:36.033-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Johna Morrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09485262428533958586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-30397410986836357362012-01-03T08:19:00.231-06:002012-01-03T08:19:00.231-06:00Love it. As someone who is intellectually disabled...Love it. As someone who is intellectually disabled, and pretty good at rock climbing, it is the savants who get me. Why can't they forget the 29371th digit in pie. Or forget what day lent was on in 1933.Jason Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08678439544508714619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-27901049343667041892011-11-29T01:29:33.696-06:002011-11-29T01:29:33.696-06:00"When I see a mountain climbing cripple I wan..."When I see a mountain climbing cripple I want to gather up a posse of plain old rank and file cripples, jump the guy from behind, drag him into the bathroom, stick his head in the toilet and give him a swirly!"<br /><br />I think I'm in love with you! BTW, when you finally let him up, can I give him a wedgie?Florida Judynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-75866779019093681122011-11-05T17:47:52.973-05:002011-11-05T17:47:52.973-05:00HAHAHA! Made my day :)
I am a 'regular' c...HAHAHA! Made my day :)<br /><br />I am a 'regular' cripple and I know how it feels to be in the shadow of an 'indomitable cripple'. However, Im actually skeptical that she's even a cripple at all! Ex:<br />Typical day of the Indomitable Cripple:<br />-shower<br />-cook breakfast<br />-gym time<br />-go to work<br />-plan next ski trip<br />-evening tae kwan do lessons <br />-receive praise from misty-eyed folks about her perserverence to overcome her disabilty and lead a normal life<br /><br />Typical day of the Regular Cripple:<br />-Oh God, even the water hurts today. Maybe I'll just wear a hat<br />-F*uck yeah! A Nutri-Grain bar!<br />-*speed dial* "Hello, boss? I won't be in today...ya, I'm trapped at the top of my stairs again."<br />-lies at top of stairs all day<br />-plans next week's doctor appointments<br />-reads "Smart Ass Cripple"<br /><br />-LambdaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-62300895079913899112011-11-01T12:45:26.016-05:002011-11-01T12:45:26.016-05:00What's even worse are kids with Cancer! They ...What's even worse are kids with Cancer! They give us regular cripples a bad name! AND they get all the funding!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-88223590092772908632011-11-01T08:38:28.891-05:002011-11-01T08:38:28.891-05:00Hi there , thank you for the amazing post about tr...Hi there , thank you for the amazing post about trannies , i will come back for more!phone sexhttp://www.livesexcalls.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-89329361667747316162011-10-31T20:07:41.491-05:002011-10-31T20:07:41.491-05:00Another obvious success!!!
xoxoxoAnother obvious success!!!<br />xoxoxoJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01095658253765658395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-36770190739639566032011-10-31T16:08:12.308-05:002011-10-31T16:08:12.308-05:00It's all about options. I want my choice to be...It's all about options. I want my choice to be domitable with a cane to be as valued a choice to be indomitable with a cane.<br /><br />Start a religion, Mike - look how many followers you've already got!GirlWithTheCanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13462575804450092656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-5605895517252992582011-10-30T19:10:47.253-05:002011-10-30T19:10:47.253-05:00Dear Mike ( I DO NOT KNOW HIM)
Dear F (I CAN...Dear Mike ( I DO NOT KNOW HIM) <br />Dear F (I CAN’T call him the F word its my first letter to him.) Oh S!It try the<br />Dear Smart Ass: <br />Let me say. You timing of your post is very interesting. I have e. A cripple in remission since age 3.5. Hell I know when I am 80 or 90. I will be back to Crippledom. I also have a ton of medical dramas and traumas. So, I find your post to be spot on! I find that people want us to be super heroes. Oh your so brave you fight so hard. You’re an inspiration… Oh thanks but, can that pay my rent….. That is why I work a poor medical librarian yeah, I know a large pizza can feed a family of three but not a medical librarians salary. <br /> Yeah that’s why I am changing careers from being a librarian to a VR counselor. I will open my boutique VR services for indomitable” cripples who can’t do what they used to. OR for those who are too smart for VR services Call it my master plan to work less and make more $$$ . Oh F&#K I let the cat out of the bag…… I guess I will go back to working for peanuts from anyone will hire me. <br />Yeah the disabilities civil rights moment showed the world that we are human and can F@C& up like everyone else. We are held to a hire standard and not allowed to as you say F@C& up. <br />Again, keep blogging and allow all of us F@C& up now and then as the say to err is human to forgive is divine. <br />PWDPWDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-9390938566860525352011-10-29T18:38:44.015-05:002011-10-29T18:38:44.015-05:00I would like to start an amen chorus if I could? ...I would like to start an amen chorus if I could? Because this is fan-freaking-tastic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-89627252197815759802011-10-29T15:58:57.477-05:002011-10-29T15:58:57.477-05:00My disabilities are minor and I find 'appeals ...My disabilities are minor and I find 'appeals to spirit' annoying.<br />Can only imagine how you feel about such.critterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14331359234846241164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-33892622181115010412011-10-29T14:14:22.359-05:002011-10-29T14:14:22.359-05:00Oh, thank you! Totally vindicates my hatred of be...Oh, thank you! Totally vindicates my hatred of being called "an inspiration" just because I can get into a lift at the local pool, be lowered into the frikkin' water and swim around without looking like an effin' cripple. Jesus, this made my ass sitting day!tbalxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-44296270132169380902011-10-29T14:01:33.691-05:002011-10-29T14:01:33.691-05:00Great work smartass. One problem with handicapped...Great work smartass. One problem with handicapped "games" is that some are a little bit handicapped while others are a lot handicapped. How do you handicap the playing field? My disability saps my energy and my strength. So up your indomitable noses with rubber hoses. Again splendid work, smarty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-29860979441905965172011-10-29T13:40:25.756-05:002011-10-29T13:40:25.756-05:00This smacks of hypocrisy. This post will encourage...This smacks of hypocrisy. This post will encourage walkies to insist that all cripples write brilliantly.Sharonhttp://humanityvsapocalypse.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-52951173577270662702011-10-29T06:46:22.316-05:002011-10-29T06:46:22.316-05:00I am the mother of a cripplet, and have the same b...I am the mother of a cripplet, and have the same beef with indomitable parents of cripplets. They do things like run marathons and climb mountain with their cripplets strapped to their backs. I'm doing good if I can haul her in and out of her bed each morning, and really have no desire to do that other stuff anyway. But they make me look like a slacker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-88305149812302756512011-10-28T20:19:24.379-05:002011-10-28T20:19:24.379-05:00You so friggin rock! This is exactly on point! I l...You so friggin rock! This is exactly on point! I lived with those dang indomitables at U of I in the '70s. Now I have a friend who is there and one of 'em. She gets silver gold things at big competitions. I so LOL'd, the and navigimp made me p** my pants. You WIN! Gayle in MarylandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-78714021304841507182011-10-28T20:09:40.677-05:002011-10-28T20:09:40.677-05:00Mike,
One of your best.
RogerMike,<br />One of your best.<br />RogerRoger Eberthttp://www.rogerebert.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-9892108544200065612011-10-28T19:27:37.197-05:002011-10-28T19:27:37.197-05:00I shall climb the refrigerator and claim a cold on...I shall climb the refrigerator and claim a cold one and reward my ass...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-11867601785820451432011-10-28T18:45:39.782-05:002011-10-28T18:45:39.782-05:00Love this blog!
To hell with the bootstraps briga...Love this blog!<br /><br />To hell with the bootstraps brigade, to hell with the adversity overcomers, to hell with the indomitable they give everyone a bad name.<br /><br />If you decided to create a domitable troupe I would join in a heartbeat!<br /><br />Where some seek domitableness others have it thrust upon them!Displacedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10935138415726176103noreply@blogger.com