tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post783215760701404509..comments2024-03-25T10:23:36.615-05:00Comments on Smart Ass Cripple: Deep, Dark AversionsSmart Ass Cripplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13017074589165581514noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-45215361089830673342013-06-16T00:52:23.605-05:002013-06-16T00:52:23.605-05:00that's how I got here too. Great blog.that's how I got here too. Great blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-24380828885438723572012-07-07T19:15:48.658-05:002012-07-07T19:15:48.658-05:00it was only a miricle i did not end up in a state ...it was only a miricle i did not end up in a state hospital like you mention.<br />one thing us smart asses have that others do not is a graspe of reality, how to be in it as well as how to escape it.<br />vatrls syndrome is a real bitch, allot of run forrest run crap when the find out im not R, or theyf ind out on a football feild i run cirlces around them, what they think crippled is useless, man do they realy get but hurt , then i say some smart ass coment like ya, i have to be fast to get tot he bathroom, i have to be smart enough to know which way the wind blows so you dont smell my shitty ass, i have to hide the pain of my twisted(not curved)spine or you will realy start being a pain in the ass asking me if that was my back or gas, sometimes my back does hurt from shit leaving my ass so dam fast. Ya im greatful my mom did not go on the DR's advise, i would have been a lab rat, ohwait they did do that, from the short bus on the way to school the took a wrong turn and instead of special ed i was dropped of at special forces, boy is the joke on them out there playng rambo.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16068441710393444734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-12776169267264689692012-07-07T19:08:01.263-05:002012-07-07T19:08:01.263-05:00sweet blog, ya could say im a covert cripple, even...sweet blog, ya could say im a covert cripple, even cripples dont know im among them half the time, and i to have many of the same style of thoughts during my day, and with the advantage of being able to sneak up on them i also get to hear the ablebodied and there confesions of how handicapped they are, its a real gas at times, then they find out about my being crippled at some point and all of a sudden im like a lepor, ya its a gas sometimes and other times when they suck up to cripples i want to smack the shit ouf the two faced oh were helping them by being condesending and crap. oh sorry i went into smart ass mode. kinda funny since i was born without an asshole and crapped my pants most of my life, i tend to make up for it by being a smart ass or being an ashole and telling people how to deal with shit, i sometimes forget just because they can crap normal that they know what shit smells like or do they.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16068441710393444734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-66579594019781489282011-07-21T22:13:36.474-05:002011-07-21T22:13:36.474-05:00I too am sharing your 'wisdom' with my FB ...I too am sharing your 'wisdom' with my FB friends.Bruce Rhttp://agimpslife-5150.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-80088828473772308942011-05-13T13:44:32.361-05:002011-05-13T13:44:32.361-05:00I want to share this on FB and I'm being sippy...I want to share this on FB and I'm being sippy cup blocked. Grrrrrr.....RozSwallowshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02304954837633207214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-82866599269443149692011-04-25T23:34:28.861-05:002011-04-25T23:34:28.861-05:00Sorry, Podlett, misspelled.Sorry, Podlett, misspelled.FridaWriteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03321658097813377806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-24894695625250278112011-04-25T23:33:10.360-05:002011-04-25T23:33:10.360-05:00The best blanket for wheelies is a Podlet--the oth...The best blanket for wheelies is a Podlet--the others get tangled in the wheels. And they're not plaid!<br /><br />Egads, powdered eggs. I finally realized why I had an aversion to breakfast foods for so many years and where it started.FridaWriteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03321658097813377806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-69439926657713644692011-04-25T18:01:17.506-05:002011-04-25T18:01:17.506-05:00Heh, I certainly didn't expect to be the first...Heh, I certainly didn't expect to be the first to be pulled in by the TED talk, but I was expecting a lot more of a following considering the content you provide. Sarcasm for the win, good sir. I rather like how you lead into your tales, I shall be following your work going forwardParallel Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477124085195832330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-58060100270599432462011-04-21T00:50:48.765-05:002011-04-21T00:50:48.765-05:00Ebert's TED talk got me here... You are one sa...Ebert's TED talk got me here... You are one sarcastic genius!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023203983443741282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-65372003073471055902011-04-18T20:12:48.893-05:002011-04-18T20:12:48.893-05:00thanks to Ebert's TED talk i got here...
Man, ...thanks to Ebert's TED talk i got here...<br />Man, you should consider writing a book. and if you are up to a screenplay, lemme know...ENSAMBLEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13305920314677936674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-77659291823342114922011-04-17T22:38:55.515-05:002011-04-17T22:38:55.515-05:00Ebert sent me. Great recommendation for reading. I...Ebert sent me. Great recommendation for reading. I will be staying awhile.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16317154727015349261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-71258199266543552712011-04-17T15:42:45.958-05:002011-04-17T15:42:45.958-05:00Brilliant!Brilliant!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04430116424532952144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-84373099659897669112011-04-17T14:32:00.659-05:002011-04-17T14:32:00.659-05:00Never was in a state-run institution (unless you c...Never was in a state-run institution (unless you count The Ohio State University) but I remember those powdered eggs all too well from my poverty-stricken youth in Appalachia. I always thought powdered eggs were the state's way of saying, "That's what you get for having the nerve to be poor."Naomi Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08005429772070247806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-30824275484205606932011-04-13T13:38:15.444-05:002011-04-13T13:38:15.444-05:00I forgot about mascots, no wonder I stopped going ...I forgot about mascots, no wonder I stopped going to baseball games!xJikaixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10892616669737924302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-73436875034055404632011-04-13T12:56:10.826-05:002011-04-13T12:56:10.826-05:00Aaargh! I want my aversion to people in funny cost...Aaargh! I want my aversion to people in funny costumes to remain in my subconscious where it belongs. Despite what they say, the bright light of day does not make it better.Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07330700420656779124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-17353244100609781052011-04-13T11:22:28.375-05:002011-04-13T11:22:28.375-05:00Andrew Sullivan has linked to this as well through...Andrew Sullivan has linked to this as well through his blog. It is remarkable. Thanks for so clearly expressing your feelings. I have a disabled child, and see the "Mascot" reaction as well.Losing Weight After 45 is a Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073076065309387782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-67968409943165029572011-04-13T10:04:52.922-05:002011-04-13T10:04:52.922-05:00This is fucking brilliant!This is fucking brilliant!Phadreushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13471155227916351861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-37575684314718962472011-04-13T09:49:03.959-05:002011-04-13T09:49:03.959-05:00So in those dark days, if you wanted to fully enjo...<i>So in those dark days, if you wanted to fully enjoy a rum and coke, you had to risk ridicule</i>.<br /><br />Possible responses:<br /><br />*You mean aside from the ridicule you'd receive for drinkin rum and coke?<br /><br />*But wait a minute, isn't rum and coke <i>for</i> kids?<br /><br />*Enjoy? I didn't think anyone enjoyed a rum and coke beyond 17.<br /><br />Okay, that's it. Please remember these were offered up in the universal spirit of good-natured assholery. Feel free to tear me a new one as you see fit. <br /><br />And jokes aside, your bitter, strident and acerbic rants always cheer me up.Starkwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890178293343612928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-76893729866385200232011-04-09T00:59:25.831-05:002011-04-09T00:59:25.831-05:00Thanks to Roger Ebert for landing me here. This is...Thanks to Roger Ebert for landing me here. This is awesome - Winnie the fucking pooh! I will think about this and laugh!Errrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11771921759786463597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-24835671619674350272011-04-08T22:14:49.195-05:002011-04-08T22:14:49.195-05:00You rock so hard.You rock so hard.ellebeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13750909325751849505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-23593032894094554432011-04-08T20:03:34.279-05:002011-04-08T20:03:34.279-05:00Re: the aesthetics of really warm hats -- I've...Re: the aesthetics of really warm hats -- I've been knitting for over 30 years and can cheerfully confirm that yes, sadistic jollies is exactly what we're going for. It's mostly payback for all the painstakingly fine-gauge work we do that non-knitters ask for and then won't wear because it doesn't have a designer label on it.Katherine Hajerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08270232675026751342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-17777162950326854732011-04-08T18:39:06.007-05:002011-04-08T18:39:06.007-05:00That was brilliant. Thank you to Roger Ebert @ebe...That was brilliant. Thank you to Roger Ebert @ebertchicago for posting a link to you on his twitter feed...gbuterahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15713746441225877598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-57610059034293635842011-04-08T18:37:37.768-05:002011-04-08T18:37:37.768-05:00This post just got linked on Twitter by Roger Eber...This post just got linked on Twitter by Roger Ebert. I'm hitting the tip jar right now, and all you other mugs clicking over for the survivor humor better do the same! :DJoseph Nobleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883621501775664191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5512974252421215566.post-80071757357447772202011-04-08T16:26:05.766-05:002011-04-08T16:26:05.766-05:00I am imagining watching a football game in Dickins...I am imagining watching a football game in Dickinson North Dakota, where the mascot is the "midgets." I'd hate to have that mascot pick me out of a crowd.Gary M. Arnoldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16380617782801372424noreply@blogger.com