Smart Ass Cripple

Expressing pain through sarcasm since 2010. Welcome to the official site for bitter cripples (and those who love them). Smart Ass Cripple has been voted World's Biggest Smart Ass by J.D. Power and Associates.

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Monday, February 16, 2026

Dignity

The protagonist in the television commercial was a man who appeared to be a senior citizen.He stood in a bathroom and forlornly told the au...

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

The Cripple Olympics

As soon as the regular Olympics end, the cripple Olympics begin. Thus, Smart Ass Cripple has been embedded for the last several months with ...

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Sentience

Sometimes I find myself pondering a deep philosophical question: are my dogs sentient beings? It all depends on which definition of sentien...

Sunday, January 11, 2026

An Unruly Acronym

Another reason why I don’t like to put my time and sweat into cripple campaigns that are diagnosis specific is that I fear that, sooner or l...

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Cute and Cuddly Criplets

I see this television commercial during the Christmas season every year where a bunch of criplets tell everybody who’s watching that the bes...

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Ryan's What?

It’s important to remember that the A in AI stands for Artificial. It could also stand for Approximate when you’re talking about deaf peopl...

Sunday, November 30, 2025

No Place to Go

I know what it’s like to be homeless because I was once homeless myself. And I’m here to tell you that it was hell! I arrived at the check-...

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Smart Ass Cripple: Smart ass cripple (Mike Ervin) is also known as America's Sweetheart.

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