Smart Ass Cripple

Expressing pain through sarcasm since 2010. Welcome to the official site for bitter cripples (and those who love them). Smart Ass Cripple has been voted World's Biggest Smart Ass by J.D. Power and Associates.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

The Parable of the Man with a Broken Arm

There once was a man who broke his arm. What did he do about it? Well the first action step that crossed his mind was maybe he ought to go...

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Iron Man

Greg and I pulled up to the drive-thru ordering board at White Castle. We placed our order. We drove up to the window and paid. The young w...

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Billy and His Pinkie Toe

Nursing home abuse and neglect? Call us! That interstate billboard made me wonder whatever happened to Billy and his pinkie toe. Billy wa...

Monday, June 4, 2018

On Cripple Do-it-Yourself Gadgets and Service Animals

I don’t have much interest in elaborate cripple do-it-yourself gadgets and service animals. I’ve always felt like they we’re more trouble t...

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Inspirational Fire Hazard

There was a guy sitting alone at a table at the public food court of the U.S. Capitol. He had gray hair and a gray beard growing wild. He wo...

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Cripple Bonding Events

A lot of times, when crippledness invades a person’s life, that person will take something they loved doing before they were crippled and ...

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Viva Greg Smith

Baseball reminds me of Greg Smith. In the 1990s, Greg created a cripple-themed, syndicated radio talk show called On a Roll. At its peak it ...

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Smart Ass Cripple: Smart ass cripple (Mike Ervin) is also known as America's Sweetheart.

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