Smart Ass Cripple

Expressing pain through sarcasm since 2010. Welcome to the official site for bitter cripples (and those who love them). Smart Ass Cripple has been voted World's Biggest Smart Ass by J.D. Power and Associates.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

The Constant Need for Invalidation

It’s kind of like when you get your parking validated, except it’s the opposite. When you get your parking validated, someone stamps “valid...

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Cool Stuff I Got Because I Bitched (Volume One)

One thing I've learned from crippledom is that it pays to bitch, sometimes. Actually, a lot of times you bitch and bitch and it doesn’t...

Saturday, October 27, 2018

EMH?

The guy bagging my groceries might have been what they used to call an EMH guy. That’s what they called some kids at the segregated publi...

Friday, October 19, 2018

Please Give Generously to the NAACP

Every year I make a donation to an organization that does very important work. It’s the NAACP, which stands for the National Association o...

Friday, October 12, 2018

A Jury of my Peers

If I go on trial, should I demand an all-crippled jury? I don’t know. Are all cripples my peers? I hope not. I’ve known some pretty shitty ...

Friday, October 5, 2018

Say the Pledge, Dammit!

There’s an 18-year-old in Texas who’s suing the school district in which she attended school because, she says, she was kicked out of high ...

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Demanding Equal Treatment

Okay I admit that there have been times when I was faced with a situation where I should have stood up and demanded equal treatment for cri...

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Smart Ass Cripple: Smart ass cripple (Mike Ervin) is also known as America's Sweetheart.

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