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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

The First All-Robot Nursing Home

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I’ve found the perfect can’t-miss investment that’s sure to keep plenty of steady of income rolling in for me for the rest of my life! It’...
Wednesday, December 5, 2018

How Would I Breathe?

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Every night I sleep hooked up to a ventilator. My sleep doctor says if I don’t do that my brain might get deprived of oxygen in my sleep an...
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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Black Out

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I’m sure we all have those scary moments when we look back on our lives and realize there are some things we did that we have no memory of...
Monday, November 19, 2018

Selling Your Metaphorical Cheeseburger and the Philosophical Importance of Pez

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There’s one thing all human beings have in common. Sooner or later, we all have to get out there and sell our cheeseburger, so to speak. I...
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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

The Constant Need for Invalidation

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It’s kind of like when you get your parking validated, except it’s the opposite. When you get your parking validated, someone stamps “valid...
Sunday, November 4, 2018

Cool Stuff I Got Because I Bitched (Volume One)

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One thing I've learned from crippledom is that it pays to bitch, sometimes. Actually, a lot of times you bitch and bitch and it doesn’t...
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Saturday, October 27, 2018

EMH?

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The guy bagging my groceries might have been what they used to call an EMH guy. That’s what they called some kids at the segregated publi...
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