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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Cripples as Billboards

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Here’s a new thing that gets me all riled up! I’m seeing more and more people working as sign holders. They stand on the sidewalk brandish...
Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Mommy, What Brought on the Nuclear Apocalypse?

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I betcha Trump’s absolute fave day of the whole year is March 21. That’s gotta be the day when he loves being president most of all! That’s ...
Tuesday, July 23, 2019

My Brother in Bathroom Exclusion

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I was heading down a secluded ramp on a public thoroughfare when I encountered a great big pile of shit in the middle of the ramp. It was...
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

My Wasted Reign as a Poster Child

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Believe it or not, I was a poster child for the Muscular Dystrophy Association about 55 years ago. I have to say that I regret the way I b...
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Monday, July 8, 2019

I Will Not Bankrupt the State. I Will Not Bankrupt the State. I Will Not Bankrupt the State.

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There’s no such thing as a free ride anymore, goddammit! Not even for cripples! A lot of states are cracking down. They’re getting permiss...
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Saturday, June 29, 2019

The Man from the Department of Sterilization

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The phone rang. It was my doorman calling. “Hello Mr. Mike.” My doorman calls me Mr. Mike. “The Man from the Department of Sterilization is...
Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Proud Digit Donor

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I think I’m about ready to sign up to be a body part donor. I’m still using my vital organs so I don’t want to part ways with them. But I m...