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When it comes to cripples who really know how to play their cards right when hustling up free meals, I can’t believe anyone does it better than this couple I know. In order to protect their anonymity and not pose a threat to any of their future free meal hustling adventures, I will give them a Smart Ass Cripple alias and call them Bonnie and Clyde. Anyway, one day Clyde invited my wife and me to go out and eat pizza with Bonnie and him. He bragged about how he had scored a coupon for $5 off from a local pizza place and he wanted to cash it in soon before it expired. Clyde was the boisterous type. He did most of the talking for the two of them. Bonnie was the quieter one, just sort of along for the ride. She was a wheelchair user but Clyde was not. He had what is referred to nowadays as a developmental disability. My wife and I met up with Bonnie and Clyde at the pizza place. We ordered a big-ass pizza for all of us to share and they ate most of it. And when it came time to pay, Clyde threw in the $5 discount coupon like a discard in a poker game and that was it. We had to pay for the rest. But I guess I shouldn’t have been too surprised. Bonnie and Clyde had a reputation for being food hustlers. You could always count on them to attend your meeting or event as long as there was free food or snacks to be had. And they always brought along recyclable grocery bags so that they could take home all leftovers But hustling is the name of the game for some cripples, especially those that are trying to survive on Social Security, like I believe Bonnie and Clyde both were. Cripples that are trying to survive on Social Security are always broke ass. After they pay the rent, there’s not much money, if any, left to buy other essential stuff like food. (Please support Smart Ass Cripple and help us keep going. Just click below to contribute.) https://www.paypal.me/smartasscripple?fbclid=IwAR2qrql-UFH19OepgeaCG4WmblyNylb27k2q8eYxXHH-nvFX30Mk2fJx9uI