Permission to Call me Cripple

If you are a steady reader of my stuff, then, by the power vested in me by me, I hereby give you my blessing to call me cripple. I figure if you can read something called Smart Ass Cripple and keep coming back for more, you must be a person of great moral fortitude. But please note that this blessing only applies to me and you. If you call the next cripple that comes along a cripple they might take offense. I can’t speak for anyone else. But what matters most to me is who’s saying it and what they mean by it. Like for instance, take that vile bigot Charlie Kirk, who just died. (That’s right, if you came here looking for someone to heap praise upon a creep like that as if he’s some kind of saint or something, you’ve definitely come to the wrong place. As a matter of fact, I think you should leave right now! Do not pass Go, do not collect 200! Just get the hell out of here now! I don’t want you here! And the blessing I issued earlier to call me cripple doesn’t apply to you! You’ve done nothing to earn it! You’re not a person of great moral fortitude!) That Kirk guy went around trashing transgender people left and right. So if he uses the word tranny, it’s safe to assume that he means it as a put down. But I have a good friend and assistant who is transgender and has always come through for me. And even though I am not transgender and she is not crippled, I call her tranny all the time and she calls me cripple. And she calls herself a tranny and she calls all of her transgender friends trannies. It’s like that Jerry Lewis guy. For years he hosted that annoying telethon where he went on national television and tried to convince the millions of viewers that being crippled was the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, but uncrippled people could make everything better by just calling in a pledge to the number on the screen. I heard him use the word cripple and it offended me a lot because I knew what he meant by it. I would never give anyone like that permission to call me cripple, nor would any self-respecting cripple that I know. (Please support Smart Ass Cripple and help us keep going. Just click below to contribute.) https://www.paypal.me/smartasscripple?fbclid=IwAR2qrql-UFH19OepgeaCG4WmblyNylb27k2q8eYxXHH-