I hope you'll do some shopping at the Smart Ass Cripple store at http://www.lulu.com/
Please spread the word to everyone you know who can read.
The Clown Prince of Crippledom strikes again! More humorous (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.
And don't forget (as much as you may want to)
Everybody loves a cripple but everybody hates a smart ass.