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Friday, June 13, 2025
I'll Give You Something to Stare At
I’ve often heard people who aren’t crippled say that they think that the worst part about being crippled must be dealing with all of the ignorant people who stare at you all the time.
But that’s hardly the highest level of ignorance I’ve run into in all of my years of being crippled. In fact. It was just a few years ago that I noticed a lot of people were staring at me. I was in a grocery store and a lot of people kept looking back over their shoulder in my direction at me as they passed me. Some were even laughing.
But then I realized that they must've been staring at the guy who was with me who was from my pit crew. That’s what I call the people that I’ve hired to do essential things for me like help me get in and out of bed and go to the grocery store. At the time I had a guy working for me who called himself “gender nonbinary” and he went by a gender neutral name. But he was born a guy and he for sure looked like a guy. He even had a beard.
Well on this particular day he showed up to work his shift with me wearing a dress. It was blue with yellow flowers all over it. And when we went to the grocery store some people kept staring at him and I thought to myself, “What's the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a guy with a beard wearing a dress before?
I suppose there was a day, way back when I was but a wee criplet, when I was the object of much staring when I went out in public. In those days, a cripple like me might’ve been the freakiest thing anybody was likely to encounter in public in the course of an otherwise routine day. But since then a multitude of cripples and other freaky-looking people have broken free and are on the loose. So I no longer have the shock potential that I once had. People have a lot more interesting things to stare at nowadays, such as men with beards wearing dresses.
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