The guy from the next bunk said this was his first time at cripple summer camp but nevertheless he felt confident this week was gonna be a real blast. For example, he said, last night, one of the female
attendants and him had sex on a trampoline. (There were a couple of trampolines
set up over by the camp’s parking lot.)
This was a
life-changing moment for me. I immediately aspired to find a girl who would have sex on the
camp trampoline with me. But at the same time, I knew I dared not dream such a dream
because it was destined to be crushed.
Because who would sink so low as to have sex on a trampoline with a camper? I was over age 18 and all, just like
the guy in the next bunk and the girl that had sex with him on the trampoline.
But that didn’t matter. Having sex with a cripple of any age on a trampoline was at the
top of the list of things that would get somebody kicked out of cripple summer
camp. Hell, it might even get you arrested.
And that made me yearn to
get laid on the camp trampoline even more. Because I figured if I got kicked
out of cripple summer camp for having sex on the trampoline, I’d become a folk
legend. And I’d be an inspiring new role model for campers of future. They’d
figure that if I could get laid on a trampoline, maybe, just maybe, someday
they might, too. And that could open up a whole new world of possibilities for
them. No longer would the realm of cripples at summer camp be limited to arts
and crafts. The life lesson offered by my legend would be that cripples should aim high and not be defined and constrained by society's low expectations
It would be the end of
cripple summer camp as we know it.
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