Dear Readers,
I, Smart Ass Cripple, love and appreciate you so much that I
am sharing with you, free of charge, my secret recipe for a new holiday drink I
just invented. It was inspired by my desire to find a satisfying holiday drink
that is served heated, so as to fortify me in the dark of winter. I wanted it
to be something like Irish coffee, except I can’t stand coffee. I love the
smell of coffee but I hate the taste. I feel the same way about perfume.
But my quest ended happily when I created my new drink which
is sort of like Irish coffee except it isn’t necessarily Irish and doesn’t have
to be served heated. Nevertheless, it will make the remainder of your holidays
go a lot smoother, especially if you have to put up with bitchy republican
relatives.
Anyway, here’s my secret recipe:
SMART ASS CRIPPLE’S COFFEELESS IRISH COFFEE
Ingredients:
1. One bottle of whiskey (does not have to be Irish)
Preparation:
1. Fill a 12-ounce coffee mug
with whiskey
2. Enjoy
3. Repeat
Cheers,
SAC
