There’s one thing that seems
to make humans unique from other species of animals. As far as I can tell,
humans are the only animals that switch sides and join up with their predators
so as to try to convince them to change their ways.
Like for instance, you don’t
see a hen hanging out with foxes, just so the foxes
won’t fuck with them.
But humans do that kind of
stuff all the time. Just take a look at the republican party. There are the Log
Cabin Republicans, who are gay. They think republicanism is great, except for
that homophobic stuff
And there are a few black
republicans, too. They think republicanism is great, except for that racist
stuff.
There are Joe Worker republicans who seem to think that the republican party is on their side.
If the foxes did allow hens
to mingle among their ranks, they would probably use them as unwitting decoys.
to lure in their fellow hens. Their job would be to convince the other hens
that the foxes aren’t such bad guys after all. Once you get to know them, you'll see that the foxes really do have the best interests of hens at heart. And once
enough hens flew the coop and came on over to the other side, the foxes would
gobble them up. That’s what being a fox is all about.
It works the same way with
the republicans. As soon as enough gay and black Joe Worker republicans convince enough of
their own kind to come on over because this is the place to be, the republicans
will gobble them up. That’s what republicanism is all about.
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