Heartbreaker

Because I am crippled, I’ve broken the hearts of a lot of women. Not just women but men, too. But let’s get back to women for a moment, shall we? I know I broke the heart of the woman who worked at my local grocery store. I could tell by the look of intense pain that came over her face after I rejected her overtures. She was standing behind a table offering people free samples of sushi as they passed by. I guess that was intended to jack up the sales of the sushi that was sold elsewhere in the store. But anyway, I was wearing one of my favorite t-shirts that day. It says I LOVE SUSHI on it and it has color pictures of many different types of sushi. The woman had a big smile on her face as she held a morsel of sushi out to me as I passed by. Now, I’m one of those weirdos who usually doesn’t grab anything off of the free sample tables in grocery stores. I do that for a variety of reasons, most of which have to do with my being crippled. Like for instance, instead of asking whomever is passing out the free sample to pop the morsel in my mouth, I’ll just say no thanks and keep going. But when I do that, I get suspicious looks as if anybody who doesn’t stop and grab free food must be a communist or something. But when I said no thank you to this woman, she looked downright heartbroken. And then I remembered that I was wearing my I LOVE SUSHI t-shirt. And that’s why she was so crushed when I said no thank you. Because she was probably going to make her day by making some cripple’s day by giving him the thing he wanted most in the world, a free morsel of sushi. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and I went and ruined the whole damn thing. No wonder she was so heartbroken. (Please support Smart Ass Cripple and help us keep going. Just click below to contribute.) https://www.paypal.me/smartasscripple?fbclid=IwAR2qrql-UFH19OepgeaCG4WmblyNylb27k2q8eYxXHH-nvFX30Mk2fJx9uI