Pony Charity

 

The following story is about the Bible and if there was a stack of them close by, I would gladly place my hand on top of it and swear to you that what I am about to tell you is true. Of course, that wouldn’t offer you any reassurance because the Bible doesn’t mean anything to me and if I was going to lie to you I could just as easily do so with my hand on top of a stack of Bibles. So, I trust that you will just trust me on this one.

It seems that some companies that publish Bibles will be putting out editions that they believe will be more accessible to people who have dyslexia. They plan to accomplish this by printing the pages in a new font that they think   will be easier to read.

Now far be it from me to yuck anyone’s yum when it comes to making things more accessible for any genre of cripple. If you want to do whatever it is that you do in the name of cripple access, more power to you, unless you run a nursing home or something. In that case fuck off.

But now I know what my wise old grandmother meant when she said, “You know it’s easy to feel like you’ve had a good day if you’re a missionary or a libertarian." That may sound like a compliment, but it’s the opposite. She meant that missionaries have reduced life down to its simplest terms. The purpose of life is to save souls. So if you’ve  saved a soul, you’ve had a good day. Libertarians have also reduced life down to its simplest terms. The purpose of life is to make money, So. If you’ve made money, you’ve had a good day. My wise old grandmother sure was wise.

This is also a good example of pony charity. That happens when a bunch of do-gooders get together and present some poor unfortunate family with a pony. They don’t ask the poor, unfortunate family what they really want because they know damn well that a pony won’t be anywhere near the top of the list. And the do-gooders always make a big deal out of the pony presentation. They invite the local news. The unfortunate family has to pr4etend like they’re tickle pink  to receive a pony!  Just what they always wanted! And when the cameras leave, the poor, unfortunate family takes the pony to the pawn shop and hopes they can get enough for it to pay the rent.

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