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Tuesday, July 14, 2026
When Cripples Become Republicans
The one and only time that I was in East St. Louis, Illinois, the economy looked like it was booming to me. Or at least that’s what seemed to be going on for those in the boarding up business.
Because a lot of storefront businesses were boarded up. And I saw a storefront business with a sign on it that said BOB’S BOARDING UP COMPANY. And it was boarded up.
This really confused the hell out of me. It opened up a lot of questions within me for which I am still searching for answers:
How the hell could something like that happen? Isn’t there an endless supply of storefront businesses going under in East St. Louis so that an infinite number of boarding up businesses could keep going forever? Was poor old Bob’s last professional act to board up his own business? Or did he spend his last dime paying one of his competitors to do it for him?
This really confused the hell out of me almost as much as it does when I come across a cripple who is a republican. That always opens up a lot of questions within me for which I am still searching for answers: How the hell could something like that happen? What have republicans ever done for them? How long are they going to use the fact that George H.W. Bush signed the Americans with Disabilities Act as their excuse for pretending that republicans give a flying shit about cripples? Don’t they know or care about any other cripples?
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