Boy, Was I Crippled

I was srtrolling down the sidewalk one fine summer day when I heard a voice from behind me cry out, "Hey cripple!" At first I ignored it. But then I heard it again. "Hey cripple!" So this time I turned around to see who it was. I figured if they were talking to me, they must be a good friend of mine. Because my closest friends would be the only ones who would call me that and not mean it in the wrong way. But when I turned around, I saw two guys that I never saw before . They both had shit-eating grins. And the taller one said to me, "Dude, that's the best bumper sticker I ever saw!" I figured that he must've been referring to the patch that was attached to the backpack that hung on the back of my wheelchair. i often forgot it was there. It had a blue background like those handicapped parking signs and on it, like on those signs, there was that white, stick-figure cripple in a white, stick-figure wheelchair. And this cripple was smoking a bong with the letters THC on it. And across the top of the patch, in white letters, was the word CRIPPLED. I had no idea what this all meant Maybe it was some kind of pothead slang that I'd never heard for being really super duper stoned. Like maybe something like, "Boy, was I crippled last night." I don't know. I just saw the patch in a store and I thought it was funny so I bought it and attached it to my backpack. The two guys approached me and the taller one said, "You deserve one of these." Out of the side pocket of his pants he extracted a metal one-hitter that was packed full of pot. With his other hand he flicked the wheel of his lighter until a steady flame popped up and then he held it all up to my mouth. I hesitated and looked around. After all, we were out in public in broad daylight. The taller one said to me, "What're they gonna do, throw us in jail? Fuck 'em, I'm a lawyer!" So I took a hit. And boy was I crippled! (Please support Smart Ass Cripple and help us keep going. Just click below to contribute.) https://www.paypal.me/smartasscripple?fbclid=IwAR2qrql-UFH19OepgeaCG4WmblyNylb27k2q8eYxXHH-nvFX30Mk2fJx9uI