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Saturday, May 30, 2026
Unemployed Little People
When I saw the movie Forrest Gump, I wondered who the actor was who played Lieutenant Dan. I was interested because he was a double-leg amputee. And it turned out that the actor was Gary Sinese, who still has both of the legs that he was born with. But during the scenes where Sinese needed to be legless, the filmmakers just chopped them off using the miracle of CGI.
And yet there is still a debate raging in the community of little people about whether or not any of them should accept roles as elves or stereotypical dwarf stuff like that. Some of them think that if casting directors only seek them out when they’re looking for elves, it assaults all of their dignity. And accepting those roles only makes it worse. But others say that working as an elf is better than not working at all. (There is also a debate raging in me about whether or not calling them little people also assaults all of their dignity . It sounds too child-like. I can for sure see why they don’t want to be called midgets. That sounds like a put down. Some people think that they should be called people of short stature but something about grates on me like calling cripples physically challenged grates on me. But whatever they want to call themselves is okay with me. Who the hell am I to tell anybody what they have to call themselves?)
But one might think that by now this same cinematic technology would’ve been used to end this debate once and for all. If they could just lop the legs off of Gary Sinese, maybe they could just have actors of normal stature play elves and such and just lop them down to the correct size. And then casting directors would never again have to be bothered with auditioning little people.
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